Everybody talks about what emoji they would turn into a sex toy, Hannah tries to opt out and fails, Travis and Chris muse on why people even try to heckle comedians, everybody is simultaneously anxious and excited for Mizzou, but definitely just excited for CFB overall, Travis questions Hannah on her “boxing”, Chris calls out faux outrage of the Mav’s shameless pandering, Soulard Dave tries to get Travis to adopt him.